humor Quotes

The Internet? We are not interested in it

I keep bumping into that silly quotation attributed to me that says 640K of memory is enough. There's never a citation; the quotation just floats like a rumor, repeated again and again.

Ridiculous sums of money can be confusing.

Bridge is one of the last games in which the computer is not better.

I'm a geek.

If geek means you're willing to study things, and if you think science and engineering matter, I plead guilty. If your culture doesn't like geeks, you are in real trouble.

To be a good professional engineer, always start to study late for exams because it teaches you how to manage time and tackle emergencies.

DOS is ugly and interferes with users' experience.

There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft.

It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.