humor Quotes

Laughing is the best calorie burner.

If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world.

There are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl's complexion.

I am not beautiful. My mother once called me an ugly duckling. But,listed separately, I have a few good features.

You can always tell what kind of a person a man really thinks you are by the earrings he gives you.

I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.

I don't bite you know ... unless it's called for.

Everything I learned I learned from the movies.

I love people who make me laugh!