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If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.

I have an excellent memory, a most excellent memory.

My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can't deal with the numbers. So I am constantly getting these notices telling me I haven't paid something when really it... ...

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

There's life and death in every email.

I studied every thing but never topped.... But today the toppers of the best universities are my employees

I am not a huge gamer. My son knows a LOT more than I do about what is cool on Xbox. I played Halo but the sports games that the whole family can use are the things I use the... ...

Make it just like a Mac.

I'm never fully satisfied with any Microsoft product.

in china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you