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"Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy, Merrill Lynch was sold to Bank of America, and insurance giant AIG neared a collapse of its... ... – Amy Poehler
The key to humor is surprising people. – Aristotle
I studied every thing but never topped.... But today the toppers of the best universities are my employees – Bill Gates
Bridge is one of the last games in which the computer is not better. – Bill Gates
Laughing is the best calorie burner. – Audrey Hepburn
If success corrupts, I'm probably pretty corrupted by now. – Bill Gates
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead." – Albert Einstein
"President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed." – Amy Poehler
Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to another. – Bill Gates
I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny. – Audrey Hepburn
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. – Audrey Hepburn 