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A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. – Abraham Lincoln
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. – Abraham Lincoln
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln
I have great respect for the semicolon; it is a mighty handy little fellow. – Abraham Lincoln
I am humble Abraham Lincoln. I have been solicited by my friends to become a candidate for the Legislature. My politics are short and sweet, like the old woman's dance. – Abraham Lincoln
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln
"There ain't no “baby mama drama” up in this Vortex, homie!" – Abraham Hicks 