"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
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A philosopher is someone who deeply contemplates fundamental questions about existence, ethics, knowledge, and the universe, often seeking to understand and interpret the world in profound ways.
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"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
"There is no vaccine against stupidity."
"Time flies when you are having fun."
"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not."
"The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer."
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."