"God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent."
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A philosopher is someone who deeply contemplates fundamental questions about existence, ethics, knowledge, and the universe, often seeking to understand and interpret the world in profound ways.
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"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute."
"The faster you go, the shorter you are."
"You can't blame gravity for falling in love."
"If I could do it all again, I'd be a plumber."
"If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare me a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew."
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."