Quotes by Philosopher

"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one."

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."

"The woman who follows the crowd will usually believe that I said this."

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

"Smoke like a chimney, work like a horse, eat without thinking, go for a walk only in really pleasant company."

"Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous."