“My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should’ve taken a second look.”
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Funny quotes bring joy and laughter making life a little brighter with humor and wit They offer a lighthearted way to look at everyday situations and remind us not to take life too seriously
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“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
“If life doesn’t laugh at you, tickle it.”
“The more I try to be serious, the more I break into unnatural laughter.”
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without it.”
“I’m tired of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and catch up with them later.”
“Don’t get attached to anyone; people aren’t trees, and you’re not a monkey.”
“When your mom asks, ‘Do you want some advice?’ it’s just a formality. It doesn’t matter if you say yes or no. You’re getting it anyway.”
“The attempt is the first step toward failure.”