“No one leaves before their time—unless their boss leaves early.”
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Funny quotes bring joy and laughter making life a little brighter with humor and wit They offer a lighthearted way to look at everyday situations and remind us not to take life too seriously
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“My greatest achievement was convincing my wife to marry me.”
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
“Do you know the "uni Horn" (Rhinoceros)? Well, I'm more "lonelier" than it.”
“The attempt is the first step toward failure.”
“By working honestly eight hours a day, you may eventually become the boss and work twelve hours a day.”
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without it.”
“Everyone falls in love, except me—I fall into trouble.”
“No one understood life like the dinosaurs—they saw things weren’t looking good, so they went extinct.”
“When I learned that sugar dissolves in water, I immediately quit swimming.”
“I want my kids to have everything I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”