“Do you know the "uni Horn" (Rhinoceros)? Well, I'm more "lonelier" than it.”
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Funny quotes bring joy and laughter making life a little brighter with humor and wit They offer a lighthearted way to look at everyday situations and remind us not to take life too seriously
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“The attempt is the first step toward failure.”
“When your mom asks, ‘Do you want some advice?’ it’s just a formality. It doesn’t matter if you say yes or no. You’re getting it anyway.”
“By working honestly eight hours a day, you may eventually become the boss and work twelve hours a day.”
“No one leaves before their time—unless their boss leaves early.”
“Don’t get attached to anyone; people aren’t trees, and you’re not a monkey.”
“I want my kids to have everything I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“I’m tired of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and catch up with them later.”
“I love being married. It’s great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
“My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should’ve taken a second look.”
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”