“Do you know the "uni Horn" (Rhinoceros)? Well, I'm more "lonelier" than it.”
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Funny quotes bring joy and laughter making life a little brighter with humor and wit They offer a lighthearted way to look at everyday situations and remind us not to take life too seriously
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“No one leaves before their time—unless their boss leaves early.”
“I love being married. It’s great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
“No one understood life like the dinosaurs—they saw things weren’t looking good, so they went extinct.”
“My greatest achievement was convincing my wife to marry me.”
“By working honestly eight hours a day, you may eventually become the boss and work twelve hours a day.”
“When I learned that sugar dissolves in water, I immediately quit swimming.”
“I want my kids to have everything I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“I complain to my mom about everything—except when my eyes hurt. I already know the answer.”
“Everyone falls in love, except me—I fall into trouble.”