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Quotes about Funny by Humorist

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
“When your mom asks, ‘Do you want some advice?’ it’s just a formality. It doesn’t matter if you say yes or no. You’re getting it anyway.”
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