"Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony." Amy Poehler current events humor politics satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Sleep and I do not have a good relationship. We have never been good friends. I am constantly chasing sleep and then pushing it away. A good night's sleep is my white whale. Like Ahab, I am also a total... Amy Poehler relationships career humor satire well being work 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down and she’s like, “How is everybody feeling?” We’re like,... Amy Poehler humor satire well being 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do." Amy Poehler self acceptance humor satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"To some people, not caring is supposed to be cool, commenting is more interesting than doing, and everything is judged and then disposed of in, like, five minutes. I'm not interested in those kinds of people. I like the person... Amy Poehler Life lessons humor mindset personal-growth relationships satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening." Amy Poehler comedy acting career humor satire work 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"You can't look stupid if you're having fun." Amy Poehler humor satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
