"Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy, Merrill Lynch was sold to Bank of America, and insurance giant AIG neared a collapse of its... Amy Poehler current events finance humor politics satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces." Amy Poehler personal-growth acting advice comedy humor mindset satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life." Amy Poehler Life lessons humor satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly." Amy Poehler personal-growth acting comedy humor relationships satire self acceptance 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"No one looks stupid when they're having fun." Amy Poehler humor satire self acceptance 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center." Amy Poehler city current events humor Life politics satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each... Amy Poehler humor random observations satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
