Skip to content "Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."
"When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
