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"Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each... ...
Amy Poehler
"My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier."
Amy Poehler
"The answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. People's faces will tell you amazing things. Like if they are angry, or nauseous, or asleepTry to keep your mind open to possibilities and your... ...
Amy Poehler
"In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out with people you don't know very well and play Ping-Pong all night. It's bad for almost everything else."
Amy Poehler
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