Quote #80 About Funny by Common Humor

β€œDo you know the "uni Horn" (Rhinoceros)? Well, I'm more "lonelier" than it.”

by Common Humor



Quotes by Common Humor

β€œIf life doesn’t laugh at you, tickle it.”


β€œNo one understood life like the dinosaursβ€”they saw things weren’t looking good, so they went extinct.”


β€œWhen I learned that sugar dissolves in water, I immediately quit swimming.”


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