Quote #74 About Funny by Common Humor

“When I learned that sugar dissolves in water, I immediately quit swimming.”

by Common Humor

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“If life doesn’t laugh at you, tickle it.”

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“Do you know the "uni Horn" (Rhinoceros)? Well, I'm more "lonelier" than it.”

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“No one understood life like the dinosaurs—they saw things weren’t looking good, so they went extinct.”

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"The best revenge is massive success."

by Frank Sinatra

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"It is not your job to make something happen - Universal Forces are in place for all of that. Your work is to simply determine what you want."

by Abraham Hicks

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“The more I try to be serious, the more I break into unnatural laughter.”

by Unknown

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“My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should’ve taken a second look.”

by Mia Farrow

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"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world"

by A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

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"Success is not in what you have, but who you are."

by Bo Bennett

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