Quote #72 About Funny by Unknown

“I complain to my mom about everything—except when my eyes hurt. I already know the answer.”

by Unknown

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"Small steps in the right direction can turn out to be the biggest step of your life."

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"Keep going. Everything you need will come to you at the perfect time."

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"The harder you work for something, the greater you’ll feel when you achieve it."

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"Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything."

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"The happiest people don’t have the best of everything; they make the best of everything."

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"You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry someone you cannot live without."

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"You can not escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today."

by Abraham Lincoln

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"Your emotions are your guidance system."

by Abraham Hicks

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"Success is 80% attitude and 20% aptitude."

by Unknown

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"Friendship is the source of the greatest pleasures, and without friends even the most agreeable pursuits become tedious."

by Thomas Aquinas

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"For great men, religion is a way of making friends; small people make religion a fighting tool"

by A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

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"Don’t wait. The time will never be just right."

by Napoleon Hill

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