voice actress Quotes

"As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly."

"Girls have to fight against a lot of the same stuff we did growing up... peer pressure, exploitation, etc. But what worries me the most is this trend that caring about something isn't cool. That it's better to comment on...

"I would love to do a serious period drama. Oh, absolutely. I mean, you'll find most comedians want to do more serious stuff, most musicians want to be comedians, and most serious actors want to be musicians."

"The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be."

"Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used."

"I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth to each other. A lot of like, 'What if you say this? What about this?'"

"Calling people 'sweetheart' makes most people enraged."

"Sleep helps you win at life."

"Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they're, like, their most beautiful. It's a cool gift to get to talk to people about what they love."

"I cannot stress enough that the answer to life's questions is often in people's faces. Try putting your iPhones down once in a while, and look in people's faces. People's faces will tell you amazing things. Like if they are...

"No one looks stupid when they're having fun."

"Dreams never wear you down."

"New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center."

"Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each...

"I had to come to terms with how I saw myself. I had to understand that I wasn't pretty or beautiful like most actresses and that I shouldn't care about whether other people found me attractive or not."

"It doesn't matter how much you get; you are left wanting more."

"Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with."

"A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there."

"Watching great people do what you love is a good way to start learning how to do it yourself."

"I don't think a man who is fifteen years younger than me should tell me he is proud of me unless he is my sober coach or my time-travel dad."

"I have realized that mystery is what keeps people away, and I've grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place. So let's peek behind the curtain and hail the others like us. The open-faced sandwiches...

"Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The investigation will be conducted by the Department of Irony."

"Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around."

"Ladies like improv stilts, and I think men like improv giant cocks. But one of the great things about improv is that you get to play some roles you'd never get to play otherwise, you know, like the old Italian...

"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."

"When you're a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend it's really boring, but it's not. It's enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And then when you're a working mother you have to pretend that you feel guilty all day...

"The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you."

"I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled. (The American Apparel ads) I'm over this weird, exhausted girl. I'm over the girl...

"I'd like to think that I don't have a stock character that I go to. I'm lucky in that when you get to initiate your own scene, you get to play whoever you want. That's really kind of cool, but...

"Some people get in the way of change happening. Some people spend their whole careers thinking they can make a difference. Other people want to do as little as possible to get the day done."

"Sleep and I do not have a good relationship. We have never been good friends. I am constantly chasing sleep and then pushing it away. A good night's sleep is my white whale. Like Ahab, I am also a total...

"My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier."

"A top McCain policy adviser claimed this week that McCain's work in the Senate helped create the BlackBerry, saying, 'You're looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create.' He then handed the BlackBerry to McCain, who attempted to withdraw...

"People who read are people who dream, and we connect through the stories we live and tell and read."

"Saying "yes" doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying "please" doesn't mean I am waiting for permission."

"Emotions are like passing storms, and you have to remind yourself that it won't rain forever. You just have to sit down and watch it pour outside and then peek your head out when it looks dry."

"I was the daughter of teachers, so school was always very important. I liked it."

"The answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. People's faces will tell you amazing things. Like if they are angry, or nauseous, or asleepTry to keep your mind open to possibilities and your...

"If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties."

"Great people do things before they're ready...You might find out something about yourself that's really special and if you're not good, who cares? You tried something."

"My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down and she’s like, “How is everybody feeling?” We’re like,...

"We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, 'Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've...

"Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life the better....

"Nice manners are the secret keys to the universe."

"I am a firm believer that every few years one needs to shake one's life through a sieve, like a miner in the Yukon. The gold nuggets remain. The rest falls through like the soft earth it is."

"The only thing we can depend on in life is that everything changes. The seasons, our partners, what we want and need. We hold hands with out high school friends and swear to never lose touch, and then we do.Change...

"Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know."

"When you feel scared, hold someone's hand and look into their eyes. And when you feel brave, do the same thing. You are all here because you are smart. And you are brave. And if you add kindness and the...

"Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life."

"You have to be where you are to get where you need to go."

"President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.'"

"Everybody is interesting when they are interested in something."

"Doing what you're afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that- that's what life is."

"I get a little itchy if I don't have some control."

"There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do."

"I grew up watching skating all the time in the Olympic stuff."

"If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is going to be. I decided early on it was not going to be my looks. "

"Being snubbed is not always a bad thing at awards shows because you end up getting a lot of people coming up to you and telling you how great you are."

"Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The Saturday Night Live ladies - Maya Rudolph, Rachel Dratch, Tina - and I text pictures of our kids back and forth all the time. It...

"Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about."

"I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor."

"As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your own. Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time...

"The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings."