"The creation of the UCB Theatre is by far my proudest professional accomplishment." Amy Poehler comedy acting career work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"If you can surf your life rather than plant your feet, you will be happier." Amy Poehler Life lessons π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Education is power, it changes your whole life, it can create a life for yourself. So the more educated you are, the more you learn about what you care about, you become a more caring person. And if you can... Amy Poehler Life lessons Education mindset personal-growth relationships π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"It likes it when you donβt depend on it. It will reward you every time you donβt act needy. It will chase you if you act like other things (passion, friendship, family, longevity) are more important to you. If your... Amy Poehler personal-growth advice career mindset relationships self acceptance well being work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet." Amy Poehler relationships feminism general random observations women π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"If you do a scene and you really like a character in it or a premise in it to write it down and to work on it so that you can have five or six characters that you can pull... Amy Poehler comedy acting career work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Aw, I feel bad if [Taylor] was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff." Amy Poehler comedy acting career feminism women work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on." Amy Poehler personal-growth π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I have these meetings with really powerful men and they ask me all the time, 'Where are your kids? Are your kids here?'βIt's such a weird question. Never in a million years do I ask guys where their kids are.... Amy Poehler relationships career feminism women work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I've failed a million times on stage. I've listened to notes that I knew weren't right. I've pitched ideas and let other people change them, knowing that it was the wrong choice. The question you have to ask yourself is:... Amy Poehler Life lessons acting advice career comedy mindset personal-growth work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"You become more attractive when you love yourself. You ATTRACT the right things when you have a sense of who you are." Amy Poehler personal-growth mindset self acceptance π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Any actor or actress that tells you that they don't watch their stuff is lying." Amy Poehler comedy acting advice π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts." Amy Poehler humor random observations satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Change is the only constant. Learn to surf your life instead of planting your feet." Amy Poehler Life lessons Education π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I find my relationships at 40-plus are really emulsified, juicy relationships because you have more of a sense of who you are and who you want to be around." Amy Poehler relationships personal-growth π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I like bossy girls. I always have. I like people filled with life." Amy Poehler Life lessons advice feminism mindset relationships women π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Well, the first thing we do is take our brain out and put it in a drawer. Stick it somewhere and let it tantrum until it wears itself out. You may still hear the brain and all the shitty things... Amy Poehler personal-growth advice mindset π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"The only way we will survive is by being kind. The only way we can get by in this world is through the help we receive from others. No one can do it alone, no matter how great the machines... Amy Poehler Life lessons π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Rooting for other people's failure does get in the way of your success...when you can wish good things for people and rejoice when they get it, so many gifts and blessings come to you that you can't even imagine." Amy Poehler relationships career work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Just breathe. Sometimes you're only a few breaths away from feeling better." Amy Poehler relationships well being π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is." Amy Poehler personal-growth acting comedy π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I just want to help other women achieve as much as they can in society without restraints being imposed on us. It's the most natural and normal thing to want to defend your rights to equal opportunities, equal pay for... Amy Poehler career feminism women work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his hand on my chest and tells me boring stories. On one of our first nights together I woke up apologizing for my snoring and he pulled out... Amy Poehler relationships humor satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone, or you are being too hard on your friend, or you actually will win the race... Amy Poehler Life lessons advice career personal-growth well being work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"It is time to leave. Oprah has spoken." Amy Poehler media pop culture π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Earlier today former Vermont Governor Howard Dean became the new head of the Democratic National Committee -- no word on who will be the neck." Amy Poehler general π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I had already made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of personality, and accepting it made everything a lot easier. If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you... Amy Poehler Life lessons advice mindset personal-growth self acceptance π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I think chemistry is about not acting, but reacting, and not talking, but listening." Amy Poehler advice π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with... Amy Poehler humor random observations satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares?" Amy Poehler relationships humor satire self acceptance π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"An interesting thing about the beginning of our friendship and professional collaboration [with Tina Fey] was that the improve scenes we would do together were basically dramatic and not funny at all." Amy Poehler relationships acting comedy π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I think we should stop asking people in their 20s what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do. Instead of asking students to 'declare their major' we should ask students to 'list what... Amy Poehler relationships advice Education π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off." Amy Poehler humor satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it." Amy Poehler media pop culture π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading." Amy Poehler feminism relationships women π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh." Amy Poehler relationships acting advice comedy humor satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I like to do things that challenge me and make me nervous." Amy Poehler personal-growth π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do." Amy Poehler relationships advice π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun." Amy Poehler relationships humor satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Be yourself! And then tell us about it! And then let's dance!" Amy Poehler personal-growth π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"It's easier to be brave when you're not alone." Amy Poehler personal-growth π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"You deserve love and you'll get it." Amy Poehler relationships π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Don't start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane. Start the scene having already jumped. If you are scared, look into your partner's eyes. You will feel better." Amy Poehler relationships acting advice comedy π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I asked people who have already finished books for advice, which is akin to asking a mother with a four-year-old what childbirth is like." Amy Poehler relationships advice feminism women writing π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"It's interesting that people always want to ask me and a lot of working mothers, how do you do it? And it's like well, just like everybody else. It proves it's a bad question." Amy Poehler relationships advice career feminism mindset self acceptance women work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch." Amy Poehler comedy acting feminism humor satire women π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"It's nice to be short, because people expect less from you." Amy Poehler relationships self acceptance π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Sometimes you need to know to quit while you're ahead or at least before things get much worse!" Amy Poehler relationships π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"The minute anyone makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it." Amy Poehler relationships advice π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends ... if youβre doing that then youβre succeeding." Amy Poehler relationships career work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"You have to remember that goodbyes are temporary because no one ever really leaves and nothing lasts forever. People are always with us, because they are in our hearts and in our memory. The only thing we can depend on... Amy Poehler Life lessons advice mindset personal-growth relationships π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I've grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place." Amy Poehler Life lessons personal-growth well being π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I get a bit nervous because I just want the show to go well. I think you always have to be a little bit nervous, or else you're a little checked-out, and that's maybe the time when you're not doing... Amy Poehler career mindset work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy, Merrill Lynch was sold to Bank of America, and insurance giant AIG neared a collapse of its... Amy Poehler current events finance humor politics satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"When your children arrive, the best you can hope for is that they break open everything about you. Your mind floods with oxygen. Your heart becomes a room with wide-open windows. You laugh hard every day." Amy Poehler relationships mindset π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Itβs never overreacting to ask for what you want and need." Amy Poehler personal-growth advice relationships π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces." Amy Poehler personal-growth acting advice comedy humor mindset satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life." Amy Poehler Life lessons humor satire π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I am tired of being tired and talking about how tired I am." Amy Poehler well being π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show)." Amy Poehler relationships career work π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used. And don't try to give me that nerd argument that your heart is a 'Batman' with a limited-edition silver bat-erang and therefore if it stays in... Amy Poehler relationships advice random observations π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Reading was a way to make friends or enemies, a way to discover how all these different people exist in the world and to rub shoulders with them. The ability to feel as if you have met someone, as if... Amy Poehler personal-growth advice relationships π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"When young girls are encouraged to explore what they find interesting, they grow up to be interesting women." Amy Poehler feminism Education women π0 π0 Share ΓShare this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy