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"Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used. And don't try to give me that nerd argument that your heart is a 'Batman' with a limited-edition silver bat-erang and therefore if it stays in... Amy Poehler relationships advice random observations 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I cannot stress enough that the answer to life's questions is often in people's faces. Try putting your iPhones down once in a while, and look in people's faces. People's faces will tell you amazing things. Like if they are... Amy Poehler Life lessons advice mindset random observations relationships well being 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each... Amy Poehler humor random observations satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier." Amy Poehler advice random observations 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"The answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. People's faces will tell you amazing things. Like if they are angry, or nauseous, or asleepTry to keep your mind open to possibilities and your... Amy Poehler relationships advice mindset random observations well being 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I grew up watching skating all the time in the Olympic stuff." Amy Poehler random observations 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
