"I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his hand on my chest and tells me boring stories. On one of our first nights together I woke up apologizing for my snoring and he pulled out... Amy Poehler relationships humor satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with... Amy Poehler humor random observations satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don't. Who cares?" Amy Poehler relationships humor satire self acceptance 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off." Amy Poehler humor satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh." Amy Poehler relationships acting advice comedy humor satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun." Amy Poehler relationships humor satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch." Amy Poehler comedy acting feminism humor satire women 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
