Quotes by President

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

I have great respect for the semicolon; it is a mighty handy little fellow.

I am humble Abraham Lincoln. I have been solicited by my friends to become a candidate for the Legislature. My politics are short and sweet, like the old woman's dance.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.