If I had a dollar for every time someone made fun of me in high school-oh wait, I do!
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Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more 'user-friendly'... Their best approach so far has been to take all the old brochures and stamp the words 'user-friendly' on the cover.
K to 12 is partly about babysitting the kids so the parents can do other things.
I’ve been waiting more than 30 years to say this: “Dad, I always told you I’d come back and get my degree.” I want to thank Harvard for this timely honor. I’ll be changing my job next year … and it will be nice to finally have a college degree on my resume.
I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?
I get more spam than anyone I know.
Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey.
Whenever there is hard work to be done, I assign it to the laziest man as he is sure to find an easy way of doing it. Be lazy, think crazy.