"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."
Quotes by Mathematician
A mathematician is an expert in the abstract and practical aspects of mathematics. They engage in problem-solving, theoretical research, and the development of mathematical models that underpin advancements in science, technology, and various applied disciplines, often contributing groundbreaking theories and applications.
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"The woman who follows the crowd will usually believe that I said this."
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
"Smoke like a chimney, work like a horse, eat without thinking, go for a walk only in really pleasant company."
"Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous."
"God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent."
"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute."