"I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday." Amy Poehler humor holidays random observations satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I'm going to do 'The Social Network Two: The Electric Boogaloo.' And I have a part in 'Beige Swan.' I'm going to be the lead, but I don't dance. I just do a lot of sitting down. It's too tiring... Amy Poehler comedy acting humor media pop culture satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third." Amy Poehler Life lessons career humor relationships satire work 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed." Amy Poehler current events humor politics satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"When in doubt, make funny faces." Amy Poehler comedy acting humor satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"There's something so romantic about being broke in New York. You gotta do it. You have to live there once without any money, and then you have to live there when you have money. Let me tell you, of the... Amy Poehler city finance humor Life satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy
"I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts." Amy Poehler humor random observations satire 👍0 👎0 Share ×Share this Quote Facebook X LinkedIn Reddit Copy Link Copy