If you're asking whether I intentionally mess up my hair, no, I don't. And certain things, like my freckles, they're just there. I don't do anything consciously. I suppose I could get contact lenses. I suppose I could comb my hair more often.
I don't think there is any philosophy that suggests having polio is a good thing.
Two years from now, spam will be solved.
Everything on the internet is real god damn it!
... No one is less happy than I am with the performance of Microsoft stock! I've lost tens of billions of dollars this year - if you check, you'll see that's more than most people make in a lifetime!
Does the universe exist only for me? It's possible. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
Spam will be a thing of the past in two years' time.
Capitalism has worked very well. Anyone who wants to move to North Korea is welcome.
I'm cooler than you. WAAAY cooler.
The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits.
