Be nice to nerds, they'll probably be your boss one day.
No more misquoted forms, lost invoices, redundant entries, missing checks, or delays caused by incomplete paperwork.
We will never make a 32-bit operating system.
The world is not flat, and PCs are not, in the hierarchy of human needs, in the first five rungs.
My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.
People always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn't they? People feared coal, they feared gas-powered engines... There will always be ignorance, and ignorance leads to fear. But with time, people will come to accept their silicon masters.
My experience of malaria was just taking anti-malarials, which give you strange dreams, because I don't want to get malaria.
Does the e-mail say it's about 'enlargement' - that might be spam.
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
