Quote #73 About Funny by Phyllis Diller

"The best brains of the nation may be found on the last benches of the classroom"

"I have waited for this opportunity for more than half a century, to repeat to you once again my vow of eternal fidelity and everlasting love."

"You are joy. Look for your joy. Reach for your joy. Experience your joy."

"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

“By working honestly eight hours a day, you may eventually become the boss and work twelve hours a day.”

"Don’t wait. The time will never be just right."